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Embrace Your Inner ‘Coastal Grandma’ with a Stay at Hotel Joaquin, Laguna Beach

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Experience the timeless allure of the Pacific West Coast at Hotel Joaquin, an adults-only retreat consisting of only 22 rooms offering a feeling of matchless exclusivity reviving and reimagining the glory days of 1940’s Californian Riviera. Secluded from Laguna’s mega beach resorts and steps away from the residential beach of Shaw’s Cove, every detail whispers a tale of warmth and comfort.

Immerse yourself in the “Coastal Grandma” lifestyle as portrayed by none other than the actress who does it best, Diane Keaton, who’s former residence happens to neighbor the property. Designed by Studio Robert McKinley, old world sophistication meets modern charm and Southern California beach culture to create a space that feels like home, but better!

Upon arrival, a healthy “green juice” awaits with Hotel Joaquin’s signature “Greeter” welcome cocktail, designed to refresh and invigorate, featuring bell pepper infused vodka, cucumber, Thai basil and lime, garnished with a speared cucumber ribbon. The name is a nod to the spirit of Eiler Larsen, a Danish immigrant who became an iconic figure for welcoming visitors into town at Main Beach, later appointed by the mayor as the ‘official greeter’ of Laguna Beach in 1964. Nourishing breakfast and lunch options with a California twist are available at Saline such as their signature rawnola with blue majik, farm-fresh eggs and sausage platter, refreshing seasonal Burrata salad, caramelized onion burger and more, all set amidst the ocean views and fresh lemon trees that grace the property.

Take part in long leisurely walks adorned in sun-blocking hats and lowy linen attire (if you please) along the water or through the charming downtown shops of Laguna for the epitome of coastal grandma style – browse through galleries, gifts shops, clothing boutiques, cafes, surf shops and more. On a similar note, engage in lazy afternoon naps by the pool while soaking up the country’s most sought-after-rays of sunshine! For those seeking additional comfort and beachside ease, Beach setups come complete with a decadent picnic for two and private lounge chairs all sheltered beneath a chic umbrella.

Back on property, melt away a week’s worth of stress while bathing in high vibrational sounds to bring the ultimate relaxation to your body with a reiki-infused alchemy sound bath, leaving you feeling lighter, refreshed and balanced. Further embrace the serenity of the surroundings with a private yoga session overlooking the pool, led by a team of experts dedicated to your individual skill levels or luxuriate in a rejuvenating massage in the privacy of your own guest room. As the day gently fades into the night, cozy up with movie nights under the stars, where the soothing sounds of the ocean waves serenade in the background for the overall perfect escape in paradise.